主頁, 潮玩新聞 — 17/07/2013 at 3:12 pm

《TED》賤熊杯 拎起識爆粗


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“Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I’m-I’m a little [email protected]!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?… Aha! I’m just kidding you! I thought it’d be funny if you thought I was [email protected]!#ing retarded.”

“You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? ‘Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I’m gonna stuff my [email protected]!#in’ face with Pepperidge Farm.’”
“Well you never should’ve trusted me. I’m on drugs!”

“Alright c’mon, let’s sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don’t you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: [email protected]!# you, Thunder! You can suck my [email protected]!#. You can’t get me, Thunder, ’cause you’re just God’s farts (makes fart noise).”

“Oh [email protected]!# that, it’s been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where’s my ring, huh? Where’s my ring, @!#hole? Where’s my ring, mother [email protected]!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you [email protected]!#! C’mon!”